The Mediocre Farmer's Wife

I am just a Mediocre Farmer's Wife who enjoys supplying people with homemade products, chickens, hatching eggs, fresh eggs, while also offering petting/feeding/photography with my little animals.

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Lemon Basil Salt Body Scrub

Handmade Body Scrub With Farm Fresh Ingredients! This Scrub is amazing for headaches!

Unisex T-shirts

Sometimes you just wanna say, " Just Fluff it!"

Baby Chicks

Choose Any Baby Chicks From My Various Breeds To Raise As Your Very Own Fluffy Butts!

Birdy's Baby Line

All my granddaughter Ava, (Aka: Birdy) inspired ideas for farm apparel

Bottle Feedin'

Hand Bottle Feed the Babies!

Chicken Scratch

Homemade Chicken Scratch Made From our own combination of crops, including soy beans, corn and rice with added black...

Cinnamon Rolls

Locally Famous Homemade Cinnamon Rolls

Coconut Rose Lip Balm

Hydrate Your Lips With My Handmade Lip Balm Made With Farm Fresh Coconut & Rose!

Cookin' Classes

Individual or Group Cooking Class with Me! Contact me for more info!! Prices will vary based on dish and number of...

Cucumber

Farm Fresh Cucumbers

Dried Fresh Herbs

Farm Fresh Dried Garden Herbs

Essential Oil Migraine Roll-on

Handmade Essential Oil Roll-on Made for Battling Migraines!

Essential Oil Sinus Roll-on

Handmade Essential Oil Roll-on Made for Battling Sinus Pressure!

Farm Fresh Eggs

Enjoy Some Farm Fresh Butt Nuggets Straight From My Fluffy Butts!

Farmer's Market

Come Join the Fun at the Farm for a Farmer's Market Experience! FIRST ONE JUNE 24, FROM 8-5

Fire & Ice Pickles

Homemade Fire & Ice Pickles

Hatching Eggs

Hatch Out Your Own Baby Chicks Straight Out of My Fluffy Butts!

Honey and Lemon Sugar Scrub

This sugar scrub not only feels amazing on your skin but smells just as good!

Kid's Tees

A little dirt never hurt anyone!!

Lavender Bath Salts

A bath salt designed for complete relaxation made with dried lavender from the garden and essential oils.

Lavender Peppermint Lip Balm

Hydrate Your Lips With My Handmade Lip Balm Made With Farm Fresh Lavender & Peppermint!

Lemon Lavender Bath Salts

An amazing blend of essential oils mixed with Epsom Salts to add to a relaxing bath!

Lemon Lip Balm

Hydrate Your Lips With My Handmade Lip Balm Made With Farm Fresh Lemon!

Meat Blend Seasoning

Cook Any Meat Using My Locally Famous Homemade Meat Seasoning!

Men's Tees

We created our own farm logo as an example. There will be many more to come!

Petting Zoo

Come Pet the Farm Animals!

Photo Sessions

Come Take Photos with the Farm Animals! CONTACT US TO ARRANGE A SESSION!

Pink Himalayan Detox Scrub

Massage on skin and step into a warm bath for at least 20 min. Drink at least 2-8 oz water during and after bath.

Pumpkin Pickin'

Come Handpick Your Favorite Pumpkin! COMING SOON

Spiced Vanilla Sugar Body Scrub

Handmade Body Scrub With Farm Fresh Ingredients!

Squash

Farm Fresh Squash

The "Birdy Experience"

Hands-On Experience of the Life of a Farmer! PACKAGES COMING SOON!!

The Farmer's Wife Cook Book

Original Version of the First Ever Farmer's Wife Cook Book! (2015 Edition)

The Mediocre Farmer's Wife Cook Book

Updated Copy of The Mediocre Farmer's Wife Cook Book! (2022 Edition)

Tomatoes

Farm Fresh Tomatoes

Veggie Blend Seasoning

Cook Any Veggies Using My Locally Famous Homemade Veggie Seasoning!

Women's Tees

Do you ever feel like or wanna be just a Mediocre Farmer's Wife... Well here's your chance lol!

Zucchini

Farm Fresh Zucchini